The Green Cooter, By Asher Dark


Have you ever seen Frank Hennenlotter's Brain Damage? Or read Hailey Piper's Queen of Teeth? Have you ever wanted to ram them together and run the goop through a John Waters filter overseen by Judith Sonnet on her angriest days?


You are in damn good luck, then.


This is a story about a woman who finds herself possessed of a green, alien, parasitic and VERY hungry cooter. It is exactly what you think it is. You already know whether or not you want it.


Unless that isn't enough for you. Unless you are dim-witted enough to think that Asher Dark will just let you off with a silly premise and a metric tonne of gore. Then, I might add the healthy spicing of some sneaky, raw as all hell emotion. I had feelings. Real, kinda hard, feelings.


Not bad for a half hour read.


buy it on Godless, preferably.


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